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This is funny.

Kind of sounds like the guy's family until they bought the Forrester.

As for this little puzzler:

Would you not get fat if your just drove a Prius everywhere?

No, you wouldn't. In fact, if drive a Prius everywhere, you qualify for grants from Greenpeace and the Audobon Society. If you register it in any of the following zipcodes (02138, 02139, 02140, 02141), you automatically receive the tutorials on how to walk on water and do that water/wine trick.