B E B E R E

On the way home from work on Valentine's Day, I ran into a little package store to pick up a bottle of wine for dinner. It wasn't anything great. In fact, I highly recommend passing by the Kenneth Vineyard merlot. Really, about the only thing that can be said for it is that it's got amusing label: a photo treated to look like an etching of some guy wearing a cravat and coifed like Warren Beatty in the early 80s. Around this portrait, one is assured several times that this personnage is a "master of wine."

Of course, Hal's only comment on the wine was priceless: "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" he asked while contemplating the bottle. Sure does come up with some humdingers, that one.