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Talking about cars inevitably leads to talking about bumper stickers.
Recently seen around town:

"You say tomato, I say f--- you!"

"Drink that beer: there are sober kids in India!"

"Drive it like you stole it."

Pablo would like to get one made to put on the street cleaners that says:

"My other car is a Zamboni."

(I really like that one.)

Any other funny ones out there?