B E B E R E

Modern Air-Guitar Alternatives.

BY STEVE MCKNIGHT

Air-tax-filing

Air-telemarketing

Air-demoralized-by-the-boss

Air-sneaking-into-your-office-late-without-drawing-attention-to-yourself

Air-spitting-in-customers'-food

Air-stealing-from-the-bar

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"Uhh, what about Air-Pogrom?" - Hal, in reference to one of the more memorable (as in so absurd we'd like to forget it) scenes in this decidedly not a good first date film.