B E B E R E

Not a flower, but just as pretty (only in a different way). He's soft, but strong and doesn't tend to lose petals or anything when you hug him. I'll tell you, though, he's picking up some really annoying habits lately. Table hopping wasn't enough, apparently, so now he's taken to lap diving from the kitchen table. Last week, we had a bit of an incident involving my latest edition of the Weekly Standard,, a glass of soda and some laundry that I'd just folded. The last thing I needed was to have to redo a load of laundry and mop the kitchen floor at 9:00 pm on a Friday after a miserable work week.