The girl's nothing if not regular.
Stopped by Ali's to get a cup of something warm to drink and was greeted by one of the substitute guys:
"Every day at the same time - you must like your job, right?"
"Well...I don't think I'd show up if they didn't pay me. Aside from that, I guess it's okay."
Got to the register with my small decaf, my cereal bar, my piece of cheese and my banana. While looking at my purchases on the counter, it occurred to me that I'd been getting the same breakfast for nearly five years. I mentioned this to him along with the fact that I must be an awfully boring person. He shrugged, said that routine's not a bad thing, then wished me a happy Tuesday.