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Lileks on Napkin Soccer:

"...requires a salt-and-pepper shaker and a wadded-up napkin. You use your hand as a goalie. She beat me 4-3, whereupon two British guys in a nearby booth set fire to the place, threw a chair through the window, ran down the street, beat up three Italians and set fire to a Somali-owned convenience store. I hate soccer.

And Humorless Satisfaction, Clarence Darrow, Moral Values, among other things. Sigh.