Oh, what the heck:
"To Niagara in a sleeper, there's no honeymoon that's cheaper...and the train goes slow...off we're gonna shuffle, shuffle off to Buffalo!
Some day the stork may pay a visit with a little souvenir...just a little cute 'what is it,' but we'll discuss that later - just a little bit later!
For a little silver quarter, we can have the Pullman porter turn the lights down low...off we're gonna shuffle, shuffle off to Buffalo!"
I know all the words to "Erie Canal," as well. S'part of my cultural heritage, you know. Wanna hear them sometime?