B E B E R E

On Living Across the Street From a Hospital.

Pros:

The street's always the first plowed.

A great emergency room is conveniently located out the front door.

Cons:

Snow gets plowed into the driveway approaches.

Lights are always flashing out the window at all hours of the night.

Entitled hospital visitors nearly constantly blocking the driveway, idling in permit-only spaces or even parking in the driveway.

Biohazardous waste strewn all over the lawn and driveway.