B E B E R E

I'm not really sure why a friend sent this to me, except maybe to annoy me. If I'm schtupping you, for crying out loud, I'm making damn sure that I'm not going to get into trouble, as I never know if I might need to get the hell away from you. Biological links tend to complicate these sorts of matters.

I think that out of everyone involved, the one I feel the most sorry for is the child. Imagine (not so hard, really) having two self-centered gits for parents like this poor thing's.