B E B E R E

Happy Technical Monday!

Heck of a whirlwind weekend. I don't quite remember what happened, so much went on.

To start out the week, here's some poetry based on invented or misused words heard in business meetings. The first one's by my boss:

Resolute, Resolute,
This is what we execute
Till the pain becomes acute.

Nomenclate, Nomenclate,
Use this word, don't hesitate!
Even if it doesn't rate.

Our style was no doubt influenced by the old playground taunt:

We must, we must
We must increase our bust!
The bigger, the better,
The tighter the sweater
The boys'll like us better.
We must increase our bust!