Oh, the Irony.
I don't normally write about work for obvious reasons (much less write about work from work), but:
...RRRRRRRRWHOOSH...(rumble rumble rumble) go the F-16s on their Opening Day flyover. Some folks applaud, others yell "play ball!"
Out of the corner office I hear, "That's wrong."
"Why? What's wrong?" asks the admin, sort of hurt-sounding like a child who just learned that Santa Claus doesn't exist.
"Because it's such a waste of taxpayer money."
Pardon me, but we are the absolute last ones who should be complaining about wasting taxpayer money.